• Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

michellekpoems:

You may judge me for being soft and sensitive and emotional

but I know if I died tomorrow

everyone who is significant to me

would know exactly how I felt about them.

Tell me, can you say the same?

(via graceisbubbly)